Welcome to my page. I’m Eric Hahn, a highly conceptual, majorly insightful, thoroughly energetic writer with extensive experience in long- and short-form copy, video, audio, and pretty much every other kind of consumer touch point up and down the sales funnel. I have a gift for finding the humanity behind every brand and the compelling story in every product, service, and SKU, and I’m fully AI-integrated, too. Best of all, I bring big-agency skills without the ego that often accompanies them, with a background in improv comedy that lets me present a deck like nobody else. 

I’ve built liquor brands from meh to massive and helped the whole world smell better with award-winning fabric care work. I helped a beloved regional soda brand achieve national notoriety, and I’ve introduced new products in multiple categories including fast food, consumer packaged goods, and air conditioners. I’ve also helped agencies win over $18 million in new business. Now, what can I do for you?