Welcome to my page. I’m Eric Hahn, an insightful, insatiable creative who appreciates the nuances of the English language and the power of the Oxford comma.

I’ve built liquor brands from meh to massive. I’ve launched cannabis-adjacent products that changed the game. I also wrote the introductory campaign for one of the best-selling firearms of all time.

On the other side of the karma coin, I helped the whole world smell better with award-winning fabric care work, I took a beloved soda brand from local to national, and I helped rebrand the Presbyterian Church.

I’m part sinner, part saint, and all writer.  I also play well with AI. Now, what can I do for you?